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Dude... come on, you can do better than this. Not only is it obviously a stand-in money shot, but it looks like you are tossing gravy on the bitches face.

this is the coolest chick ever! she is trying get attention from her boyfriend, so she came up with the great idea of covering herself in peanut butter before laying down in nothing but some Victoria's Secret underwear on a blanket in the middle of a dog park. LOL at one fo the owners YELLING at his dog to get away from her.

WTF is with this surge of dudes getting trifecta blowjobs? you know... three chicks fighting for one cock. I hate these videos because I'm well aware that there is no chance in hell this will ever happen to me.

dog tries to interrupt this amateur sex video. he seems really eager to demonstrate the proper doggie style technique. I'm guessing this dog has some prior experience with the backside of this chick... LOL.

LOL... LOL!!!! quick back story. 11 Year old Girl was all kinds of e-tough & profanity laced on webcam video posted to youtube (HERE). Then, she got e-trolled by 100's of people who mocked her to the breaking point. Now dad freaks out and makes some threats to those who are mocking her.

Stripper fills her colon up to the brim with some cheap booze and takes aim at all the assholes that didn't tip her. I have to say, as an owner of Super Soaker Aqua Blaster 2000, I'm impressed. Bitch knows how to work it.

this chick looks exactly like Katy Perry! Ya gotta love it when porn stars show-off their hidden singing talents while degrading themselves. this is only a stepping stone towards a short disappointing career in music. full video HERE

ok... this is pretty clever. Here's a mash up of Christian Bale vs Mel Gibson cussing each other out. I think the upper-hand goes to Mr. Gibson. note: This video contains some strong language... duh!

dudes without legs get all the hot chicks. seriously... it royally sucks losing your legs while serving your country, but a friend of mine who is a gimp gets tons of sympathy sex. I'm now on the hunt for videos of legless hot chicks.

she knows that 4:5 of these guys are criminals doing community service while on work-release from prison, right? this sexy chick flashes for a group of construction workers in a very public place... then does crosses 'the line' and goes a bit too far.

yikes... this dolphin was either trying to get closer to the cute show trainer, or wanted to GTFO of the circus lifestyle. Watch as the trainers have no idea how to handle the situation. Take note as the dolphins remaining in the tank gather to watch their buddy who went to legendary other site of the tank.

this is why you never get involved in a MMF threesome & if you do, NEVER EVER set yourself on the bottom! I'm not sure I understand the rules of a swinger party. Go ahead and ride her ass bareback, but don't unload your sauce on her back - LOL!

so you invite a bunch of black dudes into your house & give them beer before they bang a few white women... what could possibly go wrong?

Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack - Check out this photo of singer songwriter Ke$ha. someone busted their nut on her Tik-Tok's and took a photo of it. Absolutely fucking awesome!

LOL - watch this monkey in the Honolulu Zoo pry a frogs mouth open so he could have his way with it - much to the delight and amusement of the crowd of onlookers. The comments from the kids watching are classic as he gears up for his fun time. Notice how he tucks the frog under his shoulder for continued use later.