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Cyclists win BIG bucks
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Cyclists win suit worth $2.75 M !

In the summer of 2000, during the Democratic National Convention in Los Angeles. The police were out in force, making the city safe.

One incident the police arrested 71 cyclists staging a rolling rally to call attention to alterntive modes of transportation and the creation of a more bike friendly nation.

Police said they were busted because they went the wrong way down one way streets, running red lights. All with a police escort.

Mr. Potato Head
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I'm burning with opinions about the whole war with Iraq, however, I'm going to do my best to abstain from making wild opinions that will piss off 50% of the people who visit UJ.

I've learned something from the empty headed morons in Hollywood... leave the politics to the politicians and entertainment to the entertainers.

With that being said, I'll allow myself to ponder a few questions:

When weapons of mass destruction are found, will anti-war people claim that the US "planted" the evidence?

When the Iraqi people praise the allied troops for liberating them, will the anti-war people apologize?

When Bush is reelected by the majority of Americans for a 2nd term, will the anti-war people all move to France?

When you filed your taxes this year, did you feel comfortable when you looked at your financial contribution towards the freedoms and liberties we possess?

Unhappy with France's support? Email Jacques Chirac
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http://www.elysee.fr/ang/ecrire/mail_.htm

Goldfish gets it at the hands of a crazed 11 year old armed with a flamethrower
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BERLIN - German police apprehended an 11-year-old boy as he torched stolen goldfish with a homemade flame-thrower, police said on Wednesday.

They discovered the boy roasting the fish with a device made from a water pistol, a cigarette lighter and a stolen petrol canister.

Is Elizabeth Smart Pregnant?
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This weekend I received an email from an anonymous visitor that claimed to be close to the Elizabeth Smart case.Â While this information hasn't been released to anyone outside of investigators and family members,Â this person allegesÂ that Elizabeth is 4 months pregnant!Â

Tests have not been confirmed, however, it's believed to be the child of her kidnapper.Â

As I said in the first sentence, this was an email from an anonymous visitor, and you can believe it if you want, or just wait and see for yourself as this story unfolds.Â I'm also going out of my way to explain the source (our lack of source) because I don't want to get my ass sued, and make no claims about the validity!Â

My personal opinion... maybe an emotional tie, such as a pregnancy was the cause for her not "running" when she had a chance... I can't even begin to figure out what else could have possibly kept her in a state of mind that didn't make her run from that greesy, homeless, waste of a life, piece of shit, cock sucking bastard!Â

Atifi and the Pale Boy
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Â Â Â Â Â Once there was anÂ EgyptianÂ PrincessÂ named Atifi.Â Â Princess AtifiÂ was the most beautifulÂ princessÂ in all of Egypt.Â When Princess Atifi was 9 years old, she met a boy named Digia.Â Digia was a small blue-eyed and pale boy who had come to Egypt to visit with his family.Â Princess Atifi thought he was the strangest thing she'd ever seen and she started following him around.Â One day when Atifi was following the boy, he stopped and turned around, looking straight at Atifi.

"Why are you following me?"he asked.

Tips For Driving In Atlanta
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Basic Rules of Driving in Metro Atlanta (for those of you who have never driven in Atlanta, you have no idea how true these are!)

1.
A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting construction barrels.

2.
Turn signals are just clues as to your next move in road battle so never use them.

3.
Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, no matter how fast you're going. If you do, the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

Pink Pistols Passionate About Gun Rights
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Group Aims To Shoot Holes In Stereotypes

POSTED: 1:23 p.m. EST March 3, 2003

UPDATED: 1:45 p.m. EST March 3, 2003

BOSTON -- They love to target shoot, and they're passionate about the right to bear arms. They think the National Rifle Association is too "liberal" about gun control.

NewsCenter 5's Anthony Everett said that they're the Pink Pistols, and they're not your average gun enthusiasts.

On a recent Saturday at the Braintree Rifle and Pistol club, a photographer from Outdoor Life was doing a session with members of a gun club.

They are members of the Boston chapter of the Pink Pistols -- a club that shares a love for target shooting, a majority of whom are gay or bisexual.

The aim of the Pink Pistols is to shoot holes in stereotypes, and have fun while doing it. Doug Krick, a bisexual computer technician, founded the national club.

"Your average queer man, be it gay, bisexual or what have you, is generally not walking around with a limp wrist hitting the disco. Your stereotypical gun owner is not someone who has a shotgun rack on the back of his pickup. They're you, me, everyone," Krick said.

Albie Walton, a longtime member of Braintree Pistol and Rifle Club said that all kinds, from all walks of life, come to shoot, and all are welcome.

"The biggest thing our members would wonder about is how good a shot are they. In fact, these guys today were pretty good," Walton said.

"We're all in the same boat, whether you're gay, straight, a woman -- it doesn't mater. There's one thing with the Second Amendment. They're out to take it away from us," Braintree Gun Club spokesman Don Krusser said.

Pink Pistol Eryk Boston carries his pistol 24 hours a day for protection.

"What I carry is high-powered, double extra charge. It's definitely designed for self defense," Boston said.

He's never had to draw it. But part of the Pink Pistols mission is to warn those inclined to gay bash not to assume their intended victims can't fight back.

Pure constitutionalists that they are, the Pistols believe even the NRA is too soft on gun control.

"The NRA is currently trying to enforce, 200,000 unconstitutional laws on the books. Our stance is to repeal those laws. We don't think they go far enough," Krick said.

They are fighting words that make Charleton Heston sound meek.

About 35 Pink Pistols chapters have sprung up across the country. Members get together at least once a month at local firing ranges to target shoot. They're fired up about being pigeonholed as anti-gun liberals, just because they're gay.[B/]

Ron Jeremy Arrested -Suspected Terrorist
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One of Hollywood’s most famous actors is behind bars, as he was caught in the web of terrorism this past week.Â

You might know Ron Jeremy from such heart-warming classics like:

Foreskin Gump
Saturday Night Eat her
Willie’s Wonka’s in my Chocolate Factory

Officials from the homeland security department were quoted as saying, “this was a big win against the war on terrorism and the evil-doers who seem to know no boundaries!Â We have been watching Mr. Jeremy’s films for years as we have suspected him of communicating hidden messages in his cinematic exploits.Â Through grunts, gyrations and cryptic messages within dispensed bodily fluids, he has been communicating with his counterparts all over the world.Â

We urge each and every American to watch more porn as we believe there are more people like Ron Jeremy out there among us.Â Should you notice anything within a film that seems suspicious, please contact your local law enforcement agency immediately.”

Good people like you can bring people like Ron Jeremy to justice!Â Thank you for your useless support."

Philadelphia Man Found Dead With Organs Missing
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PHILADELPHIA -- Friends say the man whose body was found this weekend missing his heart and other organs was a jovial man who helped stack shelves and deliver groceries in his North Philadelphia neighborhood.

Police say they learned Sunday that the victim was 60-year-old Willie Kent, who was known as "Pete."

After a weekend autopsy, officials are waiting for more tests to be done to see if they can determine the cause of death.

His body was found -- with the heart and other organs missing -- in an abandoned Philadelphia rowhouse.

Police say they don't know if they have a homicide on their hands, or if someone abused the corpse after a natural death or drug overdose.

Police said Kent had apparently been dead a day or two before his body was found Friday.

Kidney For Sale On eBay Quickly Removed
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Selling Organs Illegal In United States

UPDATED: 11:32 a.m. EST February 28, 2003

PHILADELPHIA -- Millions of people buy and sell each day on eBay -- the world's biggest Internet auction house. But Tuesday morning, eBay removed the offer of a human body part from their Web site.
On the eBay Web site, a man from Rossville, Ga., was offering to sell one of his kidneys for $250,000.
The auction site took the posting off their Web site later in the morning, but the offer raises serious ethical issues.

The listing read:

U.S. Warns France in Struggle Over Iraq
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PARIS/BAGHDAD (Reuters) - The United States fired a warning shot Tuesday across the bows of France, the leading critic of its Iraq policy, saying it would view any French veto of a new U.N. resolution authorizing force as "very unfriendly."

The U.S. ambassador in Paris issued the warning after France said it and Germany

Ed Zachary disease
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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a
date or any sex in quite some time.Â She was afraid she might haveÂ Â Â Â
something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medicalÂ Â
expertise of a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex
therapist, Dr. Chang, so she went to see him. Upon entering theÂ Â
examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."Â

The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and crawl reery, reery fass to odder side of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now crawl reery, reery fass back to me."Â

So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy, vewy
bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.Â Worse case I ever see.Â Dat whyÂ Â Â Â
you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang what is
Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease whenÂ Â
your face look Ed Zachary like your butt."

Mass. Woman Saved In 'Gator Attack
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Doctors Unable To Reattach Victim's Arm

POSTED: 7:44 a.m. EST February 25, 2003

ENGLEWOOD, Fla. -- The 8-foot 3-inch alligator had just grabbed Helena Couto's right arm in its viselike jaws when her 72-year-old neighbor rushed to her aid.

Dottie Barnes was taking a walk around her condominium on Sunday when she heard screams and saw that the huge reptile was dragging Couto, also 72, toward a pond.

Barnes ran to Couto, grabbed her ankles and tried to drag her away from the water.

Iraqi Delays CBS Broadcast of Saddam Interview
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Transmission of a CBS News interview with Iraqi President Saddam Hussein due to be aired on Tuesday has been held up by Baghdad, CBS News' Web site (http://www.cbsnews.com) said.

"Portions of the interview were to air Tuesday on 'The Early Show' but Iraqi Television held up transmission of the tapes while they were being translated," the Web site said.

CBS News anchor Dan Rather said on Monday evening that he had an exclusive three-hour interview

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