I think Billy Ray - AKA Papa Cyrus needs to oppress his daughters sexual exploits a bit. Miley went commando on a family show and damn near let her cat out of the bag in this pantiless upskirt cameltoe extraveganza!

Everyone is born with a gift. Hers is a colon that doubles as a footlocker in between flights from Thailand to the good ol' USA. Watch in utter amazement as she demonstrates her maximum storage capacity.

ok kids... don't do drugs! ya know when they say: drugs lead to bad choices in life? - this is what they are talking about. This poor chick is barely able to remain conscious during this porn scene.

apparently deer are cool with the kittens. they are like best buds, but not so much with the dog. Star just wanted to play, but ended up being the deer's beeeioootch! If that were my dog, we would be sharing some venison steaks for dinner.

Compilation of various skanks expressing some serious dismay after being force fed a healthy dosage of man gravy.

my black friends are gonna love this one! some chick gets to enjoy some tasty fried chicken while being brutally fucked. Obviously porn standards in Russia are very different than those in the USA.

everyone on the block loves this chick... she's just so friendly and into anything!

these hot bitches all line up for a mouthful of cum, and then pass it down the line. My GF won't even swallow my load after 6 shot of tequila, yet these whores practically fight each other for some of that sauce. Life just ain't fair man!

now this is LOL funny! Hitler was very excited about the 2010 World Cup tournament, and even bought himself a brand new high definition TV so he could enjoy it with full surround sound in the comfort of his own home. But the horns... oh the HORNS! Down with the vuvuzelas!

my cum is all natural and organic... what yo sandal wearing, yellow tooth - problem bitch?

Dude gets blasted with man chowder after standing in the line of fire like a dumb shit rookie. Even worse, most of the load landed right in his belly button. Gonna have a real fun time cleaning that one out buddy!

hey honey... if you want to be in porn, you might want to practice a bit. Maybe she was expecting him to cum in a tissue or something - because her reaction is one of shock-and-horror when the sauce starts flying. These directors are too damn nice to these whores... I would have kicked her in the grill for the fail.

you get what you pay for! $5 lapdance sounds like a no brainer, right? Momma got some babies that need feeding and a pitbull that gonna fuck you up if ya try and run, so pay up mutha fucker!

fuck those stupid fucking bee-swarm horns, and show me some bitches! Here's a body paint gallery representing all of the countries worth a damn in the world cup.

before they got engaged, she would gobble his cock like a hungry wolverine, now that she has a ring on her finger the times have changed. I'm not sure what she thought would happen? I don't think I could perform in front of someone wearing Drew Carey glasses... huge buzz-kill.