Lohan is going to the pokey! she gonna be somebody's bitch. At her sentencing, she had a little message for everyone - look closely at her fingernail. Obviously she doesn't know how to spell Fuck ME!

best use of sparklers ever!

some fat bitch tosses her lunch on a black dick in this blowjob blooper clip.

I love bad acting in porn movies. I wish I knew the name of this flick because it looks like a keeper. Be careful the next time you stick your dick in a gloryhole. you never know what dangers lurk behind the wall!

This is a mix between a nightmare & a dream. Dream = being only guy crowded into a very tight space with about 10 girls in bikinis. Nightmare = tight space is a portable toilet on a hot day at a festival... followed by half a dozen dudes following the chicks into the stall. If I were a bystander, that rent-a-john would have been tipped over while the door was locked shut!

some of you pathetic mofo's out there can't get laid by anything other than your hand, yet there are chicks out there so desperate to get their pussy eaten, they will bribe a dog to do it for them!

Amanda Logue, aka porn performer Sunny Dae, has been indicted for the bludgeoning and stabbing murder of Dennis “Scooter” Abrahamsen, a tattoo parlor owner who had hired Logue as an escort. Her boyfriend Jason Andrews (gay porn star Addison) served as her co-conspirator and he has a warrant out for his arrest. Logue appeared on websites such as Money Talks and Glory Hole Girlz.

damn, I love this sexy little chick. she works herself over with a hoover shop vac. I would fire my fat mexican house-keeper in a Tijuana second to pay this hottie double to just sit and play with herself. Gotta love the smile on the shop vac's face too.

After straddling a butt plug as thick as a tree trunk, this chicks rectum starts oozing out blood like Owen Wilson's wrists after making another shitty movie

When your girlfriend steps into the shower, it is time to play 'fire in the hole' this fourth of july. It's simple... toss a bottle rocket over the top of the shower door, and hold it shut. Hilarity will ensue... then it is time to GTFO and run for the door because she will come out of there like a raging bull. Grab the camera on the way out the door so the video doesn't get flushed.

nerds like sexy time too! Before Garcia scored a role on Criminal Minds, she was just like any other geek in America... Making dorm room porn movies inspired by the local Renaissance festival.

This is why you should ALWAYS lock your dorm room when you masturbate! and WTF is up with a couch 2 feet away from a shitter?

good grief people! they use trick glass in the movies you morons. I\'ve seen this fail countless times on the Internets... rarely with a girl dumb enough to be involved, so this is an extra special display of stupid.

sure... you totally failed at a helicopter move, but damn - you kept trying. Next time, I would suggest you get a meaty german bitch as a foundation. 90lb asisan bitches just crumble under the pressure.

So sure... they still use roofing shingles as toilet paper in Russia - but look at the upside when you are surrounded by oppressed hotties like this! This sexy ruski lights up the after-school detention hall with a strip show.