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you get what you pay for! $5 lapdance sounds like a no brainer, right? Momma got some babies that need feeding and a pitbull that gonna fuck you up if ya try and run, so pay up mutha fucker!

fuck those stupid fucking bee-swarm horns, and show me some bitches! Here's a body paint gallery representing all of the countries worth a damn in the world cup.

before they got engaged, she would gobble his cock like a hungry wolverine, now that she has a ring on her finger the times have changed. I'm not sure what she thought would happen? I don't think I could perform in front of someone wearing Drew Carey glasses... huge buzz-kill.

awwwww.... how cute, kids say the darndest things! this girl wasn't on TV to talk about the National Spelling Bee, she has been accused in a case of Text Messaging gone bad. She was smiling when she said the bad words, so the FCC isn't gonna worry about this one.

like BP Oil failing trying to cap plume of oil, this guy tried to put a cork on his cock when an eruption came without warning. You sir have failed... don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. note: No stupid dolphin tattoos were harmed in the filming of this fail.

best lap dance ever! this chick goes way above and beyond for her $150.00 bachelor party wages. While she gave this lucky groom-to-be the lapdance of his life, she also gave him some Aids.

never fuck with an angry redhead whore who is hopped up on cocaine. This crazy bitch gets her holes fisted by 5 cheerleaders before going insane. She needs to be careful when hitting someone with a 24-inch dildo... I once saw someone lose their front teeth from one of those!

he was all dirty from rolling naked in the dirt at a music festival - before passing out drunk. As any good friend would do, these guys clean him up with a nice warm golden shower.

wut go up, gonna come down... and bounce a few times. This chick far exceeded the weight limit on the swing set at this inner-city playground. I think the original plan was for the 360 flip, but instead it ended with a 295lb flop.

Hector and his 2.5 inch pop gun (their measurements, not mine) get an earful of criticism after disappointing a gang of size queens... and nailing himself in the forehead with his own payload. Sorry friend but I think it's best you take your cocktail sausage and head on back to that stawberry field you done crawled up out of.

Well played honey! searching for any excuse to bring this porn shoot to a close, this first timer claims that her shoes are too painful to continue. It worked... brilliant!

Hey bro... just stand back and enjoy the show, these bitches ain\'t gonna organize. Shocking to see that almost all these chicks are under 200 lbs, and not one single weave got airborne!

some chick with a huge gap in her grill shoots golf balls out the first hole.

this is somewhere between kicking his guys ass, and dancing. They hand out neck braces and ice bags as party favors after the show. Watch his face when she leaps into his lap and smashes his junk. LOL.

Ok... this is just plain awesome. This poor dog got his foot caught in a wire fence. Take note of his tail wagging the whole time. After he is released, he takes off... and you'll never guess where the officer finds him hiding.