Miley Cyrus might want to put on some panties

Look at this... you lend a chick her own dick for a day, and she just sits around and give herself facials. I am damn sure that she makes her boyfriend beg for her to take one in the face, but in this video, it is all just fun and games with massive self sucking cumshots.

these people all got their moneys worth at the MGM Grand resort and casino in Las Vegas. In the lobby of the casino, you can view the Vegas show lions all day long. Watch as the male lion takes a GTFO look at the trainer right before going after him. Oh how I wish it was Celine Dion in that lion cage!

see... this is why you are not supposed to do this shit. Obviously some alcohol is involved along with a camera and some slutty accessories.

OUCH! this is a preview of the new season of The Amazing Race on CBS (premiere on 9/26/2010) where contestants race around the globe for a cash prize of $1M USD. During a challenge on the show, contestants must launch watermelons from a giant slingshot contraption. This chick fails and the thing backfires sending the watermelon square into her face. LOL... you FAIL!

this chick has a gumby ass. plenty of room to stretch out a bit... it even gargles. She seems more than happy to get violated a few different ways.

damn honey, you only get one vagina... might be a good idea to treat is with a bit of care. This one might be past the point of no return and looks more like a pound of chopped beef.

Gotta love the class and etiquette of typical New Yorkers at a US Open tennis match. It looks like the Jersey Shore reject in the cheap seats tried to settle the woman down a few times, but she just kept nagging - and we all know that constant nagging eventually leads to 5 across the eyes!

sorry honey, read the fine print, if you have an anal fail... you get no money! thanks for letting us ream your ass anyway!

sometimes getting drunk is not enough to bang hot bitches with ugly faces. When the beer goggles render a chicks mug un-fuckable, go for the paper bag. good times will be had by all... just be careful not to get a paper cut!

hey bro, good try acting like you didn't just get blasted in the face with your own man sauce. The chick has no idea she just sent bullets in your direction... and if she did, it was very well played.

This is just so fucked up, and we are not posting this for LOL entertainment value. Honestly, hopefully someone will recognize this chick and help direct the police in her direction. She threw a bunch of puppies in a river & I hope she gets what is due in return.

look at this... this lucky guy just bought two Bikini Girls in a 2 for 1 special. Eager to get the new entertainment centers / house cleaning tools home, he dumped them on the ground when the shopping cart fell off a curb. bummer, now they are broken because the cry feature has been activated.

congratulations bro, your dick is so big that you have long life of handjobs in your future because no woman can take a dick that big - in the mouth or pussy. I might have a small dick, but who is laughing now, huh?

Listen to this dude screaming as he gets punched in the balls while unloading some cum into this chicks face - he sounds exactly like Seth Rogan. as a general rule, I do not punch chicks, but for her I would make an exception.

I guess that wearing a short slutty dress entitles you these days to being attacked by groups of black dudes on the streets. If you try to ignore them, they will beat you until you give them what they want.