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please take 10 minutes out of your day to pause and remember those who senselessly died on 9/11 so they are not forgotten.

for those of you who frequently browse cam whores online at My Free Cams, you will laugh your ass off at this. For those of you who do not surf MFC... you must be a homo - but might still find this to be amusing. It is a spot-on summary of every chat session between horny cheap bastards begging for skin from Russian hotties.

I am so tired of seeing this 4-foot tall troll in the news. She is about 2 years away from totally exploding into a short fat beach ball. With that being said... the skank is popular as hell, and it is my duty to bring you nip slips, boob slips, and tits - even if the boob slip / nip slip belongs to Snooki.

LOL... I need to hang out with some whores like this. Apparently she is up for anything after a few beers!

Oh the horror! do you guys know who Don Vito is? he is the fat uncle on Viva La Bam - the Bam Margera jackass spinoff show on MTV. This looks exactly like him. We all know that fat people get laid sometimes, but that doesn't mean we want to see it!

Look at this... you lend a chick her own dick for a day, and she just sits around and give herself facials. I am damn sure that she makes her boyfriend beg for her to take one in the face, but in this video, it is all just fun and games with massive self sucking cumshots.

these people all got their moneys worth at the MGM Grand resort and casino in Las Vegas. In the lobby of the casino, you can view the Vegas show lions all day long. Watch as the male lion takes a GTFO look at the trainer right before going after him. Oh how I wish it was Celine Dion in that lion cage!

see... this is why you are not supposed to do this shit. Obviously some alcohol is involved along with a camera and some slutty accessories.

OUCH! this is a preview of the new season of The Amazing Race on CBS (premiere on 9/26/2010) where contestants race around the globe for a cash prize of $1M USD. During a challenge on the show, contestants must launch watermelons from a giant slingshot contraption. This chick fails and the thing backfires sending the watermelon square into her face. LOL... you FAIL!

this chick has a gumby ass. plenty of room to stretch out a bit... it even gargles. She seems more than happy to get violated a few different ways.

damn honey, you only get one vagina... might be a good idea to treat is with a bit of care. This one might be past the point of no return and looks more like a pound of chopped beef.

Gotta love the class and etiquette of typical New Yorkers at a US Open tennis match. It looks like the Jersey Shore reject in the cheap seats tried to settle the woman down a few times, but she just kept nagging - and we all know that constant nagging eventually leads to 5 across the eyes!

sorry honey, read the fine print, if you have an anal fail... you get no money! thanks for letting us ream your ass anyway!

sometimes getting drunk is not enough to bang hot bitches with ugly faces. When the beer goggles render a chicks mug un-fuckable, go for the paper bag. good times will be had by all... just be careful not to get a paper cut!

hey bro, good try acting like you didn't just get blasted in the face with your own man sauce. The chick has no idea she just sent bullets in your direction... and if she did, it was very well played.