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sometimes getting drunk is not enough to bang hot bitches with ugly faces. When the beer goggles render a chicks mug un-fuckable, go for the paper bag. good times will be had by all... just be careful not to get a paper cut!
hey bro, good try acting like you didn't just get blasted in the face with your own man sauce. The chick has no idea she just sent bullets in your direction... and if she did, it was very well played.
look at this... this lucky guy just bought two Bikini Girls in a 2 for 1 special. Eager to get the new entertainment centers / house cleaning tools home, he dumped them on the ground when the shopping cart fell off a curb. bummer, now they are broken because the cry feature has been activated.
LOL... this acting is so bad and the movie plot is beyond absurd, but I found it to be entertaining as hell. Some sort of giant dust mite/tick/bug thing has an appetite for hot naked bitches, and there are a few who just so happen to live in this sorority house.
this is a fine looking piece of ass right here! she got fucked so hard, her eyes were coming out, but she is read for another go. that pussy cannot be tamed!
this chick is new on the farm, and did not quite understand the proper protocol around horses. The farm hands are quick to show her how to properly mount a horse. The horses all seemed very willing to accommodate.
honey, quit practicing... your dance is perfect! anyone who is unlucky enough to have to sit through a dance recital can only hope for a dance routine like this when they are nodding off and praying for it end. thank you for being so entertaining with your fail.
in the world of championship hotdog eating, they call this a "reversal". this sexy amateur got all full up with a mouthful of cum that activated the gag reflex. I still give her high marks for her effort, and service with a smile.
Hey honey, you better be careful. I do not think the farting is much of a mistake, but with all of your LOLing and pushing them farts out, you are at high risk of some sharting!
she will take a cock in her ass and a load all over her backside, but this first timer says no to fucking the director in the bathroom after the photo shoot. Maybe if he offered her an extra $20 he could at least get her to blow him!
alison angel rubs one out while on the toilet. get out your hand lotion, and fap away to this one... it's some good stuff!
cancel that appointment for the marriage counselor, and spend your money getting your wife a season pass to the amusement park ride! this woman loves this bungee chair ride a lot... a whole lot! At first I thought the audio was dubbed in like a bad 70's kung-fu film, but it's not. LOL!
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