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see... this is why you are not supposed to do this shit. Obviously some alcohol is involved along with a camera and some slutty accessories.
sorry honey, read the fine print, if you have an anal fail... you get no money! thanks for letting us ream your ass anyway!
congratulations bro, your dick is so big that you have long life of handjobs in your future because no woman can take a dick that big - in the mouth or pussy. I might have a small dick, but who is laughing now, huh?
Ok ladies, the first one to reach orgasm gets to join the sorority, the other one has to blow the football team for her chance to be considered for membership into the club.
Ya know what... when you're stuck with 4.2 inch weiner and the endurance of that fat fuck from ABC's Lost... propositioning a random big-dicked black dude to bang your wife really might not be all that great of an idea.
damn... emo chicks know how to fuck. they are into all kinds of weird shit, but they can be crazy as hell in a good way sometimes. Sure you have to be careful that they will burn you while you sleep, or you may find them in a tub of water with slit wrists... but that my friends is a risk worth taking!
did you call Alexis Texas last week? Alexis was one of the porn stars listed on the - leaked porn star phone list we published last week. Here is what you missed out on.
wow, this chick is really hot. she has a fantastic body on her. the only way these two dudes would stand a chance fucking a chick this hot is by force.
why are there so many hot chicks out there who are reduced to taking photos of themselves in mirrors? I am available ladies... I am more than happy to pop those shots for you!
I actually think this one is legit. Apparently mom is on-board with her daughters career choice of porn, but when asked if she would call her dad next, she said NOOOOOOO!
damn! these thugs in Boston picked the wrong guy to mess with. Homeboy steps out of his car and starts cracking skulls with a baseball bat. The guy filming apparently finds this to be very amusing. crazy shit man!
Pornstar demonstrates her multitasking proskillz by calling up mommy and holding a conversation as she chows down on a can of man-ass. Divided attention really aint all that bad.
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